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May. 25th, 2007
My sister D sent me this one... while I don't normally pass these things on, this one amused me...
True Friendship (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)- *When you are sad* -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
- *When you are blue* -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
- *When you smile* -- I will know you finally got laid.
- *When you are scared* -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
- *When you are worried* -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
- *When you are confused* -- I will use little words.
- *When you are sick* -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
- *When you fall* -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
*This is my oath*..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask? 'Because you are my friend."
*Send this to "all 10"** of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four! *
*(don't send it back to me...I don't want to hear it)! *
*And remember....when life hands you lemons, get some tequila and salt and THEN call me**!** *
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cynical
ConDescenscion -- the con for elitist snobs.
Author: I still have what I wrote when I was 19
Question: Was it dark and full of angst?
A: It was full of ellipses...
If you have to rip out someone's still-beating heart every time you do something, that's not subtle.
So, what have you done to get yourself on the Homeland Security watch list?
(and yes, I assume that this LJ post isn't mine...)