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Dec. 22nd, 2005

04:12 am - Compiled Religious Wisdom

I just figured it out.

Orthodox Judaism thinks that Halacha is statically linked.

Conservative Judaism thinks that Halacha is dynamically linked.

Reform Judaism thinks that Halacha is interpreted.

(Halacha = (loosely) Jewish Law)

Tags: geekery, judaism, odd

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From:	cellio
Date:	December 22nd, 2005 03:01 pm (UTC)

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Nicely done. :-)

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From:	spandox_reader
Date:	December 22nd, 2005 03:13 pm (UTC)

Hmmmmm

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Christianity thinks that Halacha is a template class
Atheism thinks that Halacha has syntax errors

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From:	jim_p
Date:	December 22nd, 2005 06:26 pm (UTC)

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TALMUD.DLL not found.
Abort, Retry, Ignore?

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From:	caryabend
Date:	December 23rd, 2005 04:22 am (UTC)

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Alternative File Options:

QURAN.DLL - OK
TRIPITAKA.DLL - OK
BHAGAVADGITA.DLL - OK
TAOTECHING.DLL - OK
DIANETICS.DLL - Checksum Fails!

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From:	cortneyofeden
Date:	December 22nd, 2005 07:54 pm (UTC)

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Muahaha. :)

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From:	(Anonymous)
Date:	December 23rd, 2005 07:09 am (UTC)

I say, let's just eat the latkes

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Feliz Hanukkah to All, and to all a good night :-)

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From:	xthread
Date:	December 23rd, 2005 05:02 pm (UTC)

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Reconstructionist Judaism thinks that Halacha is a set of man pages

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From:	dr_zrfq
Date:	December 23rd, 2005 07:27 pm (UTC)

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*sporfle* Very nicely done!

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